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Math Problems — Mom-style

After the Rain

If your daughter’s marching band is playing for the Big Football Game, and the game is an hour and a half long, and she practiced for roughly 56 hours this week (but who’s counting), and the weather is rain-mixed-with-hail-with-a-90% chance-of-crappy, how long will her “Thriller/Eye of the Tiger/Rock & Roll Part 2” medley be?

a) 8 minutes

b) 8 minutes, but feels like 30 if the temperature of the bleachers is -20 degrees (Einstein’s “Band Medley” Theory of Relativity)

c) what medley?? I stayed home and took a bubble bath : P *

* lest you think I am a horrible mom, the game was called due to crappy weather (did I call it or what?)? The kids decided to stay and play in the mud anyway; the parents went home and had a glass of wine/ bubble bath/ movie and waited for their young to fully wear themselves out.? By the next day, after everyone had showered and slept in, all was right with the world.

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